Subtitles written by Gunjan
How many stars are there in the sky ! Ever tried to count ?
If you start counting today...
...it will take almost 6000 years, just to count the stars in our galaxy
And how many such galaxies exist ?
Scientists say, there may be more than 2 billion
So, is not it possible that, among the crores of stars wandering in the entire universe any one planet may inhabit people like us ?
Just like we are going to the moon and Mars to look for them, Maybe, they are also trying to come here, looking for us
What the thief took away, was a device to call the space ship back
Without this remote, he couldn't return back home
He didn't understand our language, nor did he have any friends here
Alone, helpless he was thinking about just one thing
Now, how will I return home ?
PK (means "the drunk" in Hindi)
My life is running fast I also am running behind it...
...on new paths
I want to go somewhere, far away
I have a lot of dreams and ambitions in my eyes
Who knows, at which point...
which stranger, I will come across
He will touch my heart
He will make me laugh He will make me cry
Extra tickets Anybody extra tickets ?
I. Sorry, but I raised my hand first
I'm sorry but I called first, after that you raised your hand
See, I'm a big fan of Harivashrai Bachchan Anybody extra tickets ?
But, I'm also a big fan of Amitabh Bachchanji
I was 10 years old Since then I am reading his poetry I know all his poems, by heart
I was 5 years old Since then I speak all dialogues of Amitabh
Who takes these tickets ? Anything finalized ?
Give it to me friend He is not interested in poetry
100 Euros
100 Euros for a 40 Euro ticket ? You are black-marketing poetry ?
I stood 6 hours in line, for these tickets Time is money
- Come, listen to poetry - No no, you go ahead, ladies first
1 second, 1 second Why not we both buy the ticket together
Before interval, you hear the poetry After interval, I'll see Amitabh, please
Its a damn good idea
10..20..30..40
50..6 ... - 96
There are 96.
96 Euros Give some discount atleast friend We are from the same country
- Great India bro - Vande Mataram
100 Euros
Uncle, can you give me a loan for 4 Euros You can keep this watch Tomorrow I will return your money and take back my watch
Please uncle Its the last ticket
My Child, its housefull Tickets are not available
No uncle, there is this one person who is selling tickets in black
Fraud. Because of these people our country gets a bad name
- Yes - You stay here child, I'll go and get a ticket for you
- Uncle - Who ?
- Who what ? Where is my ticket ? - Oh your ticket ? Give me 100 Euros
- You cheat, you fraud, characterless - Mind your language
Security, security
- You old man - Security
Today's old people This generation is different
Ok, let it go Past is past
- How can I let it go. That old man must be enjoying the poetry there and I.. - Leave it.
[Recites lines from his own Hindi poetry]
- I also write some poetry
- Hey, that's good. Continue
No, I won't tell you the next lines. After hearing the next lines, you will get attracted to me and propose me
- Are you mad ? - No, really. Your favourite poet is Harivashrai Bachchan
In the morning, he met a girl, recited his poetry In the evening, they got married Immediately
Really
See now, what a celebrity son he has, Amitabh Bachchan
- Jaggu - Jaggu ?
Thats my name My parents had given me a very boring name "Jagat Jannani"
In school, every one would tease me So, I made it short, to "Jaggu"
- Are you from Mumbai ? - No, Delhi. Doing a course on TV production
- You ? - I'm Sarfaraz. I study Architecture here and do a part-time job...
...at Pakistan embassy
- Why at Pakistan Embassy ? - Because I'm from Pakistan, so can't work at Indian Embassy (smiles)
- What happened ? - Nothing
- I'm from Pakistan, that's why you have turned your face away ?
Well then... Good bye
Without asking my name or my address...
Keeping aside the customs...
Few steps...just a few steps
Come, walk with me.
Without asking my name or my address...
Keeping aside the customs...
Few steps...just a few steps
Come, walk with me.
Without speaking anything Without hearing anything...
...taking my hand in yours
Few steps...just a few steps
Come, walk with me.
Without speaking anything Without hearing anything...
...taking my hand in yours
Few steps...just a few steps
Come, walk with me.
On the way, if the sun's rays disturb you...
I'll make a shade for you
If the darkness scares you...
I'll go to the sky and put the moon there
Whenever you feel sad, I'll tell you jokes...
...and make you laugh
Just like this, smiling and singing...
We will walk all these steps, oh my dear partner !
When I have met a partner like you...
...who will be afraid of the world...
What are these few steps ? My entire life itself...
...I will walk with you
Without saying anything Without hearing anything...
...taking my hand in yours
...few steps...just a few steps
Come, walk with me...
- Thanks - Thank you
Mom, Dad ... ..
She has falled in love.
He is so cute.
Hey, show me his picture
What does the boy do ? Does he belong to a joint family ?
Calm down, I'll tell you everything
- First, tell the name - Sarfaraz
- He's a muslim ! - Yes dad. He's studying architecture here, family is in Pakistan
- Pakistan ! - Pakistan ! What is this Pakistan ?
- Mom, there's only 1 Pakistan - I know. So, you will wear burqa, say namaz ! Are you out of your mind ?
- Jaggu, don't disconnect, don't move stay there [Dad to younger daughter - Take the car out quickly]
[Dad on phone - A big problem has come.Help me Tapasviji]
I know where dad is going. From childhood, we have seen Tapasviji's face more than the faces of our own parents
From school bags to bathroom walls, Tapasviji was everywhere
Dad would do even his dental RCT, only at the exact auspicious time given by Tapasviji
Tapasviji had given a God box to Dad which had Gods for each task
Before share trading, dad would show the screen to Goddess Lakshmi
On treadmill, he would use Lord Hanuman's idol
Internet aarti, online Darshan, prasadam through courier these were all ideas developed by Tapasviji
Jaggu, touch the feet of Tapasviji
Why JagatJannani, why do you want to commit suicide ?
Take a paper and pen and write down [Pretending that he is speaking to God] On God, show me the right path
[Pretending that he is hearing from God] Yes yes, as you say
Write down your future "JagatJannani, this Pakistani boy named Sarfaraz, will cheat you"
- Sarfaraz will not cheat me - [smiles]
History tells us that these (muslim) people have always cheated and made conspiracies againts others - [smiles]
This boy will use your body, have fun, but will not marry you He will disappear
Jaggu, you come back now. If you spend even 1 night there, I'll consider that you are not my daughter anymore
[to dad] - Calm down, I'll speak with the child [to Jaggu] - My Child, press the "Delete" button and throw Sarfaraz out of your system
- What happened ? - Do you love me ?
- Of course I do. Why ? - Will you marry me ?
- Yeah, but what happened ? - Yes or no ?
- Yes, but when ? - Tomorrow. Tomorrow we are getting married
Tapasviji's prediction is wrong I'll prove it
I got a letter from Sarfaraz He said marriage is not about 2 people Its about 2 families
Our people, culture, religion everything is different
How can we stay happy, by making our people sad ?
Don't try to contact me Sorry
I returned to my city, but dad didn't allow me to stay in the house
I joined a news channel
- Boss has brought a depressed dog, to create some "Breaking News" [Sometimes we would get news, sometimes we would create them]
Missing, Missing If found, please contact : PK
- There is a story in this person You go to office. I'll speak to him - Come soon
- Excuse me. Why are you distributing these pamphlets ? - I have a case pending with him. He isn't solving it
He isn't solving it. I am not able to find him.
My life has become like hell. Have you seen him anywhere ?
No
By the way, why are you wearing a helmet ?
I've learnt from you people. In traffic, wearing yellow color, its easy to spot people By wearing this helmet, God will also spot me easily
Otherwise, in this huge crowd, how will God be able to focus on me ?
I've learnt from you people. In traffic, wearing yellow color, its easy to spot people By wearing this helmet, God will also spot me easily, even from far 12 00:23:34 ,990 --> 00:23:42,969 Its said that animals don't commit suicide This is "Nikku", a dog belong to Sweety Singh from Delhi
Last month, it attempted 3 suicides Trying to jumping from terrace, eat sleeping pills, jumping on gas burner
Why did he do this ? Is Nikku suffering from mental depression ? Is Nikku -
- What happened Jaggu ? - What is this shit yaar Meetu ?
- We will continue our talks with famous industrialist Satyendra Tariwala, but after this break
- Will you take coffee? Hey, get a coffee
- What do you think? This dog has depression ? Why do we show such stupid content on our channel ? - What do you wa nt to show ?
What do you wa nt to show ?
See this, I met a person who is distributing such pamphlets on the streets. He is searching for God
- Did he find God ? - No, but ...
- Searching for God, that's religion. Finding God, that's huge Bring him when he finds God. I'll put him on air - But
- What has happened to you ? Where is that fighter in you ? - You want to see the fighter ?
See this. 3 marks at this place. Shall I show. These are not birth marks.
I telecasted a news item against on your dad's so-called Tapasviji. His disciples attacked me here with a Tirusulam. 3 marks in my bum
That's why I have decided. If you want to stay in this country, then stay away from religion. That's it
Welcome back after the break We were speaking to ....
Boss didn't give me a chance to follow that story. But, after 2 weeks, that story came back to my life again
Thief, thief, thief Catch him He is stealing money
Catch him Move aside
Idiot. How dare you try to steal from God's donation box.
He is not a thief. I was putting money in the donation box. Suddently my purse fell. He was just trying to help me find my purse
I'm telling the truth. You can check if you like There is around 5000 rupees in the purse. You can check
- Those are mine - Once you have offered to God, that's it.It has become God's. Move, let them go
- By the way, what were you doing there ? - I was taking my funds back. God took my money but didn't do any work
- Just a min. You took 500, then put back 300 - I had offered only 200 to God, for the work
- Last time you were wearing a lot of sacred items like chains, rings etc. - I was an idiot that I was wearing it then. Nowadays, I won't wear
- But you have these stickers on your face - Self defence. People put God's images for worship. I put it on my face, so that nobody beats me
Meetu, where are you ? You please pick me up. I don't have money to go back home You come near the big temple. I'm near there. Come fast. Thanks
- Take this, keep it - What is this ?
- For taxi. When someone is not able to go home, its not a good feeling
- Listen - I don't have more money than that
- I had only that much - No, I can't take this
- Why ? - You also need money to go home And you don't have money
- With money, I can't go home - Why Where do you stay ?
- Usually, I staying near Ugrasen well. However, There is a lot of rains nowadays. So, I check-in in a lockup these days. - Lockup, as in police lockup ?
- Its raining in Delhi nowadays, so I go to lockup, regularly - And they let you check-in, just like a hotel ?
- Come, I'll explain
Stay here
Hey ! See this
I'll see you.
Clenching
Jaggu
You sit behind. Follow that car.
- Who is in the car ..? - Our story.
Get your wallet. Give me some pocket.
Hurry Meetu.
Thank you, bye.
Excuse me.
Yes, tell me
- I want to go inside the lock up.
Why ?
To meet that guy.
Ladies, does this place look like a college canteen to you ?
That you can go inside, have tea and snacks, have fun with friends and then go out ?
This is a lock up.
Only people who have done crime, can go inside
Madam, bribing is prohibited
Its prohibited, that's why I am giving
- For this, I can lock you up. - Please put me in lock-up. Please.
- Thank you, Mr. Pandey. - My pleasure
Hi.
I want to know your story.
Will you tell me ?
Why ?
I am a TV reporter.
Ask me ...
..Whatever you want to ask
So ..
What's your name ?
I don't have a name.
But, I don't know why, everyone calls me PK, PK.
What do you do ?
I'm an astronaut
Astronaut (smiles)
You mean those people who go to the moon, and places like that (smiles)
I have been to the Moon. Its a very dull place.
Ok (smiles) So what's your favorite planet ?
- My own planet - Yes, Earth is very good. Other than E arth ?
Earth is full of problems
I'm talking about my own planet
When night falls, then up there in that planet, see my house.
There was an absolute frenzy there, when we came to know...
...that there is another planet, where people like us live.
They have sent me here, to do research.
But, as soon as I got here...
... a person ran away, with my remote control.
And without my remote control, I cannot send signals home.
And if I don't send signals, nobody will come to take me back.
So, do you understand ? I'm in a dangerous situation. I may have to live here till death.
Hey ... Listen.
- What is it..? - Please open the door. I want to go home.
Oh madam ! Who goes out is decided by the people staying outside the lockup, not those who are locked-in
- Look, I'm not a thief. - This is what every thief says.
- Where is Mr Pandey? Call Mr Pandey - Mr Pandey has gone on patrol.
(shouts) Mr Pandey.
- (shouts) Mr Pandey. - Hey girl, shut up, or else I'll give you a good thrashing
You think that my story is nonsense ?
Or else what?
Bhojpuri is the official language of your planet ?
In our planet, we don't have any language
We talk to each other through the mind. There is no confusion
Here, people speak one thing and it means something else.
For each word, there are four different meanings.
If you move your head like this and say "Really", it means everything is fine, very good.
Never mind everything else not so good
Make your eyes big and say "Really", it means shocking news
Like wonder what that means ...
Like if someone says "Your mother met with an accident" and you make your eyes big and say "Really !"
.. When someone angry, then in an angry tone, says "Really".
So you have come to teach me "Really"
When people think, they say in a slow tone "Really"
"But ......"
Along with the word, we have to pay attention to the explanation and feelings also...
...only then we can understand what the person means
Its a big confusion. It took me full 6 hours to learn Bhojpuri
So, in just 6 hours, your learnt Bhojpuri completely.
What to do, nobody was allowing me to hold their hand
Finally, I met a lady She cooperated with me
Holding her hand, I transferred the entire Bhojpuri language in my body
Hey, you are continuously telling all sorts of lies
There is a limit to making false claims
Do you have some sort of a USB cable in your hands ...?
that transfer files from computer to another ...?
And your clothes ..?
In your planet also, people wear faded jeans ?
No no no In our planet, nobody wears clothes
When I landed here, I felt that the skin of people here...
is different from the skin of people in our planet
Some people have shiny skin
some have full black skin, totally black
Somebody's skin is colourful, somebody's white
Somebody's skin is tight, somebody's loose, loose
Then one day, I saw a car...
...dancing car.
That day I understood, that people in this planet have same skin like us
The only difference here is that, people here wear something called "fashion" over their body
Then I realized that by wearing this thing called "fashion" I could be like people of this planet.
But I didn't understand why people were laughing at me
It took me some time to understand that men and women have different fashion
Different fashion for day, different for night
Different fashion for playing, different for serving food
Along with clothes, I got a picture
I slowly started to understand that this picture is very important to live in this world and to survive.
By giving this picture, we can get food to eat.
So, I started collecting pictures of this old man.
What man ... ?
Hey man, what are you giving me ?
Why are you bringing this book to my store ?
Yes yes (smiles).. .... Take these carrots.
I realized that this picture has value, only if it present on one particular type of paper.
In other papers, this picture does not have any value
Now, I was able to get clothes and money from the dancing car
That dancing car became my bank and provider for my fashion
Once it got a strange kind of clothes
With those clothes, I did not need the old man's picture
Food would come to me, on its own.
Mr. take this.
Now, to find the remote control I realized that I had to learn the language of this planet
Without knowing the language, no work could be done here
Like, I wanted to tell this person that I felt some defect in his fashion
I thought I was bad in his style that persists.
I felt that, maybe I had spoilt is fashion So, I made it, as before
I met him on the road
Somebody, hit him with his vehicle and ran away.
I feel that the mind is working fine,...
...but its not responding
Maybe, he is he deaf
Are you deaf ?
He is hearing, but not replying
I think, he is in some shock
Memory loss
Memory gone
Do you remember who hit you?
Remember ???? car?
Remember anything?
Let's go brother.
Come with me.
As long as you don't get back your memory, you are our guest
Keep on hitting on your head.
Heard somewhere that you lose memory if you get hit on your head
So, when something hits your head, you can get your memory back
I've seen this happening in many films
To understand what this brother was speaking it was necessary that I catch his hand and transfer his language
The name of the car is ...
Oh !!! After memory loss, you have forgotten the difference between male and female ?
Hold on a sec.
Look at my driver's license.
Gender.
Male. Man.
I'm a man
To go back to my planet
it was necessary that I hold someone's hands
Has arrived, has arrived, our colorful guest
Does not understand the difference between male and female Jumps over everyone
Has arrived, has arrived, our colorful guest
Does not understand the difference between male and female Jumps over everyone
He will get us killed, He will get us beaten
Don't do this Don't do this Don't do this
This colorful boy has come, as our guest
Wearing such multi-colored clothes, which place have you come from ?
Have you come from Patna, Patan or Patiala ?
Wearing such multi-colored clothes, which place have you come from ?
Have you come from Patna, Patan or Patiala ?
You must be having a name, brother ...
...that was written in your school
You must be having a name, brother ...
...that was written in your school
You must be having an address, a ration card
Have you come by tearing the clouds apart or by splitting the ground ?
He will get us killed, He will get us beaten
Don't do this Don't do this Don't do this
This colorful boy has come, as our guest
In a way, its good that you lost your memory, no fights, no arguments
You have nothing to do with anyone, nor any credit to pay back
You look lovely You look innocent
Don't do this Don't do this Don't do this
This colorful boy has come, as our guest
Has arrived, has arrived, our colorful guest has arrived
He jumps over everyone
This colorful boy has come, as our guest
I can understand your pain, brother.
But do not hold hands of anyone, in front of all
I understand that you are not able to control your temptations But, this can be dangerous
Don't be upset, brother
Come, we'll go
Here, even if you touch somebody's hands or legs...
No one is going to beat you Come on
It was an amazing place
The people here were very beautiful and friendly
Everyone was willing to hold my hand and take me inside, to their home
Then, I found a very gentle and peaceful lady
named Phuljharia (means "fire-crackers")
Hey Phuljharia ! Take him to honeymoon room.
Phuljharia kept sitting patiently
In the meantime, I ..
Over six hours ...
Kept transferring her language to my body.
All the details of her language, xyz everything
I kept transferring everything
Was this the first time for you ?
Before starting itself, you became out
Yes
Where are you from ?
I have come from very very far away.
You may have not heard the name of the place, I stay at.
But your language is just like mine ?
From you only, I have learnt
That's why I speak like you, sister
Hey, sister would be your mother #$%$%%# Get lost from here
Brother ..
Brother,brother wake up.
Brother.
You have started to talk, brother.
I want help your brother.
What magic has Phuljharia done on you !
Come with me, quickly
This memory has a direct connection to something.
We should inform this to the doctor, brother
You got full enjoyment Also got cured !!!
I have a very important work brother Please come quickly
Stop. Stop here.
Brother ..
That guy snatched my chain, exactly at this place
I want that chain, brother
- Is it very expensive ? - Yes, very expensive
Listen brother.
The thief must be from our village But, he must have gone to Delhi, to sell it
Because, if he sells expensive things here, he will get caught
- Then, I will have to go there, brother - Where?
Delhi.
- Hello brother ! - What is it ?
My remote control has been stolen.
Have you come drunk (means PK in Hindi) Police don't have any work, other than searching for TV remote control ?
It's not a TV remote control.
- Then, remote control for what ? - I can not say that.
But it was like a chain, hanging around my neck It was very expensive
- Where was it stolen ? - At Mandava
Hey, it was stolen in Mandava You fool, you are searching for it in Delhi
But, that thief has come to Delhi
- So?
So, where can I find that thief ?
You idiot, there are 15 million people in this city
Police are also humans. We are not God.
Then, only God can help you.
Only God can help you
Only God knows ! How do we know ?
Only God knows, where you can get it Get lost
Son, have faith in God.
Who is this God, who can help me ?
Whoever I ask, is telling me to ask God
After what I saw, I was freaked out.
After coming here, I came to know...
...who manufactured God
The person manufacturing God, was sitting along with him
There is God's house in every street
Millions and Millions of people go to him with their problems
and he solves all their problems
We do not have such a magic, miracle in our planet
I could not believe it. Just thought I should try once.
Give me one God, brother
Which God ? This one is for 20, this is 50, that is 100 That one is 500
What is the difference between the Rs 20 and Rs 50 Gods ?
- Only size is different Apart from that, both are same - That Rs 20 God also works good, right ?
Give me 15 rupess, 15
God, I am very hungry.
Give me something to eat.
Hey ! I became totally out-of-control
This God is working
Now I can go to my planet.
God, my remote control has got lost
Please get it back for me. I want to go home.
Brother, has this god's battery gone down.
It worked for sometime after that it stopped working
- What ? What do you mean ..? - I mean, put a new battery in it
- Hey brother, this does not run on batteries - Then, why is it not working ?
- Then, is there any manufacturing defect in this god ? - We do not make defective pieces
Hey, you have created god ?
Yes, with my hands.
Did God create you or did you create God ?
Oh brother, God has created all of us
We just make his sculptures
Why do you create his sculptures ?
So that we can pray to god
Tell Him about our joys and sorrows.
Is there any transmitter fitted inside this ?
How does our communication reach god ?
God does not need any kind of transmitter
He hears directly.
If he can hear directly, then what is the need for this sculpture?
Oh ! What shall I do with him ?
Trying to end our business, huh?
What is your problem ?
Brother, somebody stole my remote control. I am asking God ..
...but he is not telling me where it is
- Have you come drunk (means PK in Hindi) - means ?
Hey brother, why are you overloading this little god with so much work ?
Will he run after thieves or what, with these small-small legs ?
Go inside the temple. There is a big God.
Catch his feet. He will run very fast.
Give him coconut and some money He will do your work
Give me 200
Everyone was waiting for their turn, carrying coconut and money...
...to get their work done
After a full 2 hours, my turn came
God, God
God ...Please get back my remote control.
- Where is it ? - Hey move, brother
Wait wait ! I haven't received my product yet.
See brother, God is not doing my work. I have paid the fees also
- Your work will be done.Move - When will it be done ?
How can I say, when it will be done ? But it will be done
- Hey give way - But when will I get my product ?
- Don't block the way.Move ahead - But if I move ahead, and god gives my product to someone else then ?
- Have you come drunk (means PK in Hindi) ? - Hey madam ! Wait, what are you doing ?
- Hey, but where will I get my product ? - In mental hospital, you will get it
- Hey, What is this? I deposited money here, and I'll get delivery in mental hospital ?
- Throw him out - Hey, give me the receipt !
- Hey, give me the receipt, brother ! If the mental hospital person asks proof for delivery, what will I show ?
- Go, go, go. Go, leave - Hey, but my remote ?
Hey brother, I can't find my slippers
Somebody might have taken them
You also take somebody else's
These things keep happening in temples
He...he took full payment, but didn't do my work
Tell his name.
- God - Tell his full name
Don't know his full name.
Where does he live ?
There. Inside the nearby temple
So, you gave money in his hand ?
No, I put it in his (donation) box.
- He told you that he'll do your work? - He does not speak.
- Why ? Is he dumb ? - Maybe, he is
Ok
Tell his appearance.
Looks exactly like this...
...but size is a little large.
Come here, Come here
- Are you drunk ? (means PK in Hindi)
- Yes. But you come, all of you know ? - Are we donkeys ?
Since 20 years, I am in Police. Just by seeing I can tell who is drunk, and who isn't
Kripal Singh. Search his body.
See what is there. Here, Give me
Dr. D'Mello
Hey Mister Dr ! Why do you drink so much, that you forget your religion itself ?
Entered into a temple, instead of going to church. Man, you will cause riots
You go to your church ...
...near your own God
Church !
- Get out. Get out - Hey, but my remote ?
Beat it. Going out.
- For your sins, God agreed to get nailed on cross, and you ? - Got nailed !
- What, got nailed ?
- When ? - 2000 years ago
For your sins
But...But what did I do ? I have come here just now
Have you come here drunk (PK) ?
- Yes - God is watching you. He is looking at your behavior.
Where ? Where ? Where is God ?
- What is in that cup? - Wine.
Wine ...
Now I understood...
God got bored with coconut water ...
...Now he's enjoying wine
I will also give wine
So I started collecting money.
I got some money from the "dancing car"...
...And some more...
...from the gentleman, who stands on the bridge daily, carrying a bowl
Anyone can take money from that bowl
- Brother, is there any god's house nearby ? - Yes, its just in front
Wait
- What is in this ? - Wine...
...for god. Where is god ?
Catch him !
This lady looks very sad
So, to know the reason behind her sadness I thought of holding her hands
Hey, seeing a widow alone, you are misbehaving, you #$#$%$%#$# !
- Hey, how do you know that she's a widow ? - Can't you see, she's wearing a white saree ?
- Is everything fine ? - Just relax, its fine
- I'm very sorry to know about the death of your husband - What ? When ?
How do I know when ? You are yourself wearing white
- During marriage, we wear white only - No. White is worn during death
- During death, black is worn Do you understand ? Get out of here. Get lost
- Have husbands of each one of you died ?
- Hey, I'm still alive
After getting beaten-up by many people, I understood that...
...in this planet...
...there is not one, but many gods
And each god has different rules
Each god has opened his own company
People call it religion
And each religion has different, different managers
Everyone in this planet is attached to the god of any one...
...company
And he follows that company's god only, not other company's
Now, I'm a member of which company ?
Which company's god should I worship ?
To get the remote, it was very important to know this
Hey what...What are you doing?
Where is the stamp ?
Which stamp ?
Hey, that stamp of religion
How do you know this person is attached to which company's god ?
Hey, where does god put the stamp ?
Security !
It was getting difficult to find which religion I belong to
Now, there was only 1 way
I will worship gods of every religion
From them, atleast one god will be from my religion ...
...who will listen to me
I've heard that this entire earth, you manage
Please listen to my problem also I want to go home
God
Where are you ..?
God ! Where are you ?
I've heard that you show the path, to lost minds
I am also lost
I want to go back home
God ! Where are you ?
Oh Allah ! Where are you ?
Shall I worship you ...
...or bow my head, and think of you day and night ?
I couldn't find you in temple
I couldn't find you in church
My eyes have become tired
My tired eyes, look for you
I follow all the rituals properly
Like millions of these people, I also bow my head
God ! Where are you ?
Oh Allah ! Where are you ?
You have several names ..
You have several faces ..
There are so many paths to find you
I walked on all the paths
.. But you could not be found
I can not understand what you want ..
Without thinking, without understanding, I keep doing all my duties
I follow all your commands, obediently
God
Where are you ?
God ! Where are you ?
Oh Allah ! Where are you ?
God ! Where are you ?
I have become very confused, God
I must be doing something wrong,...
...that you are not able to listen to me till now
Please understand my problem
Show me the way
Please
Shall I beg to you with folded hands ?
Or shall I kneel down and touch my head on the ground ?
Shall I ring the bells and wake you up ?
Or shall I call you through the loudspeaker ?
Shall I read lines from the Gita ?
Or shall I read lines from the Koran ?
Or shall I read lines from the Bible ?
Your different, different managers ...
...tell different, different things
Somebody says, fast on Monday...
Somebody says, fast on Tuesday...
Somebody says, have food before sunrise...
Somebody says, have food after sunset...
Somebody says, worship cows...
Somebody says, sacrifice cows...
Somebody says, go barefoot to temple... Somebody says, go to church, wearing shoes
What is right ? What is wrong ?
I do not understand anything.
I have become frustrated, God !
I want to go home.
I'll do whatever you say
Please, just send me home
Speak
Please say something
Somebody from you
Please answer me
Please ..
- Hey, why are you locking it ? - Today, I won't let you go
- Hey, open the door, I have to make an entry
Shiva - the destroyer of all evil
He is not afraid of anything
Security
- Who are you ? - Didn't you recognize me ?
I'm PK... PK (Drunk)
Security
- Is somebody there or not ? All sorts of drunk people come here. Will I do a show in this toilet or what ?
Come, open the door. Open
First, give me my remote
- Hey, which remote ? - The remote of my spaceship
Spaceship ???
- Did you forget ? Hey, how many times I told you
I'm not from this world I've come from a world, very far away
Hey, remove this. Give me my remote. Then I will go home. Do you understand ?
Brother, please let me go
- I have small,small children. - I know that
Ganesh and Karthikeyan. They are not that small
They can live alone at home. You get me my remote control. Then you go to your family
God ! Please save me
Hey, is there a god above you as well ?
Where is he ?
Now presenting the dance of Shiva
- The fearless - Save me !
Save me !
I was in the snow-clad mountains of the Himalayas...
...deeply meditating on God
Suddenly a light...
...great, infinte light
And that light was emanating from a small object on earth
I looked at it...
...and meditated on God
The next moment itself, I established a connection with God
God, please enlighten me
What is marvellous object ?...
...which, even in this snow, is not cold, but warm ?
God said.
My son, this is the broken gem, from Lord Shiva's drum. Take it
Take it. Build a shrine and place it there...
...because, by the mere view of this object...
...all the pain of devotees will be vanished. Hail the Great Lord Shiva ! Hail the Great Lord Shiva !
Would you all like to see it ?...
...the broken part gem from Lord Shiva's drum ?
Hail the Great Lord Shiva ! Hail the Great Lord Shiva !
- Hail the Great Lord Shiva ! Hail the Great Lord Shiva ! - Say Hail the Great Lord Shiva ! Hail the Great Lord Shiva !
Do not stop him, do not stop him He is very excited Let him come
- Come on son, come on ... - Hail the Great Lord Shiva ! Hail the Great Lord Shiva !
Not there my son...Come here
Whatever you want to speak, speak from here Hail the Great Lord Shiva ! Hail the Great Lord Shiva !
??? ??? appears. Thank God.
Praise the Lord ! Praise the Lord ! Where are you God?
Come on stage. I want to thank you Lord.
God is here
I met Him in toilet. When I asked for my product, he ran away
I felt, maybe he has escaped from me
But it is not like that, he brought me to this place...
...near my property Praise the Lord ! Praise the Lord !
This is not a piece of the gem of Lord Shiva's drum
It is my property. It got delivered to you by mistake
And your property (piece of the gem of Lord Shiva's drum), went somewhere else
Just ask him. God, please come in front. Tell him
Alright. I'm taking away from property. Ok ?
- Ok. Stop brother, Stop
Praise the Lord ! Praise the Lord !
The Traveller of dreams ..
...neither God's devotee nor against God
Please tell me this much ..
Where have I reached now ?
What is this kind of hide-and-seek, you are playing with me ?
Take me to my home
My heart wants a thing ..
Since when did you start feeling that you belong to some other planet ?
Listen ..
You need to see a psychiatrist, a mental doctor
Now leave ma'am
- For 500 rupees, I can give only this much punishment - Wait a minute.
This is my card.
My number is written on it
If you like, I can fix an appointment for you, with mental doctor
You can call me without any hesitation. Ok ?
Take care
Thank you Mr. Pandey
So, you think that my story is a lie ?
Then go and show that dog, (which wanted to commit suicide), on your TV show.
Nikku (the dog)
Only, that is in your destiny.
Mr Pandey, Mr Pandey
I want to go back there, just for 2 minutes.
What is this inside-outside,inside-outside that you are doing ?
Do one thing Give me another 500 rupees and take this person with you
Nikku, the dog with suicidal tendencies
When did I tell all these things ?
- You never said - Then, how did you know ?
When you held my hand...
...then all that you were thinking at that moment, I transferred it to my body
You were thinking that this story is gone... now only Nikku is in left my destiny
Do not lie. I must have told you. Tell me the truth.
Madam, I'm don't know how to lie at all Lies come from the mind
In our planet, people hold the hand and read the mind
- Hold my hand - No no
Where ???????.
Son, my wife is very serious
For getting her admitted in hospital, they are asking 10,000 rupees
Rs.500 is less
If you can give me 500, son, then my wife...
- Take this - Don't worry. You write down your address, I'll send you money through Money Order
To my house, Money Order does not reach uncle. You keep the money
Thanks son.Thanks
Uncle ..
Keep this another 100, for the tip
God bless you son God bless you
Ok, it has been proved...
...you cannot read anyone's mind.
Can't you see, that person fooled you
- There is no hospital nearby - I know that
He has brought his wife for dinner at a 5-star hotel
Today is his wife's 75th birthday.
In all these 75 years, his wife has never been to a five-star hotel.
That man has been saving little-little amount of money from his pension, every month
Wife ordered ice-cream at the end, so he has to pay more money than he had thought
So, he told his wife, that he is going to toilet Then, he came here to arrange for money
Anything. You just speak anything that comes to your mind
Madam, in our planet, nobody tells lies
Rest is upto you
Wait, wait, hold on.
Give it with your hands.
Today is her birthday A day to celebrate !
I had told you Nobody tells lies in our planet
You haven't told anyone ...
You haven't told anyone, that you are an alien. Right ?
No no Otherwise, they would have put me in some laboratory
They would cut me open, and see what is inside me
Then, why did you tell me ?
Since the day I have landed on this planet, everyone is taking money from me
You are the first person, who has not taken any money from me
In fact, you're the first one, who put 5000 in that donation box, for me
I felt from inside, that you are a gentleman I can trust you
(smiles) I will fetch your remote control
How's that?
I don't know that, right now...
...but, you will definitely go back to your home...
...that's my promise
What are you staring at ?
At you.
Aliens don't come to my house everyday.
Ok, in your planet, does everyone have these big ears dangling outside ?
- Yes, same as me - And everybody there walks nude ?
Don't you feel strange ?
That crow is sitting naked. Is it looking strange ?
It feel strange?
If it sits wearing a tie, then it will look strange.
(chuckles) PK
I didn't sleep the whole night
I kept thinking, how to get your remote from Tapsviji
- Hello - Connect to Balbir Singh, Room No. 4
Wrong number.
Is this not Fortis hospital ?
Brother, from yesterday I'm telling you, you are dialling a wrong number
Oh, How can it be a wrong number? I have stored phone number in my mobile
Okay, so what have you thought ?
- Hello. Connect to Balbir Singh, Room No. 4
Oh Oh You called here too late
- Why ? - Mr Balbir Singh died this morning.
- What do you mean ..?
But, how can a patient die during a piles operation ?
Yes yes, that is a very shameful thing. But no problem
In death certificate, we'll say that death was caused by heart attack. So, family reputation will not get spoiled
- What ? - So come on, take the body.
- Oh .... - Ok, bye
Why do you say like this to that person ?
Now he'll go to the hospital and find his friend alive Think, how much happy he will be ?
- What ? - Hey, I was just having fun from this wrong number. That's it
- Fun ..? - PK, I was joking ?
Now I understand...I understand everything. Somebody is joking with me
Tapasviji calls God...
...tilts his head upward, and says "God show me the way"
All of this is going as wrong number.
Actually, there is some other person at the other end answering the calls, who is joking with him
How can God tell that my remote is a part of his broken Drum ?
I feel ...
...the communication system for connecting with God is totally messed up, in this planet
Everybody's call is going to the wrong number.
- What do you mean? - I always thought ..
Why is God giving me all these weird solutions to my problems ?
Sometimes, he says keep rolling on the floor while coming to my house, then your work will be done
Tell me. We are all children of God, right ?
So will any normal dad tell his children ..
...that you roll on the floor only then I will do your work ?
Has your dad ever told you "My daughter, if you want a new dress, then roll on the floor" ?
- Sometimes god says "Bathe me with milk, daily" - What do you think ?
Ok PK, if these calls would actually go to the real God...
...then what would He say ?
What would he say He would say that millions of my children sleep hungry on the footpath...
...give them this milk to drink. Why are you giving me a shower with milk ?
I'm sure, someone is joking. Just like you joked with that person now
PK was thinking that Tapisviji is a very decent person
I did not clear his confusion...
...because a very good idea came to my head.
Such an idea, which can bring PK's remote back to him
- Who is the PK? - Who is he? Where has he come from ? I don't know anything
But they way he looks at this world, you cannot see that way
- What does that mean? - Means ..
If he sees you smoking, he'll call the police and tell that you are trying to commit suicide
- Why ? - Because, in the pack it says "Smoking Kills !", but you are still smoking
What do you want to do ?
A big war
I want Tapasviji to confront PK, at a place
Whatever they speak to each other, I want to show it on TV
TRPs will go sky-high
Jaggu, already there are 3 trident marks on my right bum
Do you want me to get 3 more marks on my left bum So that, they get balanced ? Is that what you are saying ?
No Jerry, the speciality of this war is that PK won't fight with Tapasviji
He will explain to him, very lovingly, that Tapasviji's prayers are not reaching God Its going to some wrong number
Tapasviji will not be able to understand, how to deal with PK
Jerry, Jerry.
He is sitting right there. Please meet him once
I challenge you, you will not be able answer his questions. Trust me please
Brother, this fell down from somebody's pocket
Oh, thank you
This...This is not mine.
Kamasutra strawberry flavour
I hate strawberries Ask them. Its not mine
- Madam, is this yours ? - How dare you ?
Check your purse. Is anything missing or not ? Do not lose the mall. Who are they, shoving one.
Who are you ? Ill-mannered person
Uncle, is this is yours, then? - No, its not mine
PK. Its his
Whatever you want to ask about it, you can ask him Come in, come in
Come in
What is this ?
Its a condom
- What does it do ? - It controls the world's population.
- How's that ? - It has to be worn...
...while having sex
By you wearing this, how does the world's population get controlled ?
Not just by me wearing this Millions of people across the world wear it
These millions of people get condom from you ?
Everybody has condoms
- I have a question - Ask, ask...whatever you want to ask
When money falls from people's pockets, then everybody jumps over it and says "Its mine ! Its mine !"
But when condom falls, every one starts running away from it and says "Its not mine ! Its not mine !" Why is that ?
See, sex is a very private matter.
- Why ? - Who wants to announce to the world that "Today I am going to have sex"
But then, during marriage ...
...by bursting crackers, by playing loud music...
...why do people tell the whole city that "Today I'm having sex" ?
What's this ?
I do not have any answer to his questions.
But I have a job for you here.
Let's go, before he changes his mind.
Tapasvi, take care of your bum...
...now my trident is coming.
PK, Tapasviji meets his devotees daily, here and makes their communication with God.
We will go in, listen to their phone calls.
If you feel that someone on the otherside is taking wrong calls, you get up immediately...
...and make Tapasviji understand that his phone calls are going to the wrong number.
By doing this, will he return my remote ?
The day he understands that he is making wrong calls, he'll also understand that his story about Lord Shiva's drum is all fake...
- ...and he will return your remote back - Ok Ok. I will make him understand.
Building a house for someone, is a work of great merit...
...and building a house for God, is a work of the greatest merit...
...so, donate lavishly...
...and get rid of your sufferings.
Tell me, devotee, what is your problem.
Tapasviji
My wife is paralysed, since 6 months
Doctors are not able to do anything I want that you ...
Oh God !
Show me the path
Yes
Yes, my Lord
Where ?
God, just as you say
- Have heard about Rohtang glacier ? - No sir.
Its in the Himalayas Catch a train. Go to Siliguri
From there, take a bus ..
...to Gangtok. From there...
walk bare foot
It will take 8 days
In the lap of Kanchanjunga, there is God's divine temple
Go there. Your work will be done
Wrong number. This is a wrong number.
What is ?
Wrong number.
Tapasviji, the technology that you are using for communicating with God, is not working fine
All your calls are going to a wrong number...
...and there, some duplicate God is sitting, who is joking with you
What...What are you trying to say ?
I'll explain We are all God's children, right ?
- Yes we are. So ? - So, if your child comes to you in times of trouble, then what will you do ?
...will you solve his problems, or will you say that...
...2000 km away, there is another house of mine Go to that house...
...and tell me this problem again there. Then I'll solve your problem.
If this was a real call to God, then he would have said that "Son, your wife is ill, so take care of her and treat her"...
..."Leaving her alone, why are you coming behind me ?"...
..."One day, everyone has to come to me, after death"...
..."Now, you spend time with her" Am I right ?
I can prove it, someone is joking with you.
Tapasviji, you call God again and ask him once again
...Does he give guarantee the sick aunt will get cured..
Uncle, till you get a written guarantee, do not leave your aunt.
Hey, you call God again Everything will be clear now
Its the time for Tapasviji's silent meditation
Oh God, the destroyer of all evils One who removes all the sufferings Hail the Lord !
Hey Tapasviji
The fake person who is misguiding Tapasviji has stolen my handheld remote ..
That fake person is not a god He is a fraud
He is a fraud He is a fraud
Till now, nobody has seen God or heard God's voice
What God expects from us ...
...This God's so-called managers tell us
- PK has raised a very important question - What ?
That do the voice of these so-called God's Managers actually reach till the real God ?
- No - The solutions that we are given, are they coming from God, or from some fraud ?
- These are all wrong numbers. - So tell us, PK. What can people do in a situation like this?
Till the problem in the network does not get fixed...
...solve your problems together By helping each other.
PK has told us a very important thing Till God's so-called managers are not able to reach us to the real God ...
...We should not take their help We should help each other.
PK says that this temple should not be built...
- ...because that gem is his property - What is in your pocket ?
- Do you smoke ?
- Yes - Then, you may be in the habit of drinking as well, right ?
- Yes, occasionally I drink. - You smoke, you drink alcohol...
...knowing very well that both are poison.
The government gives permission.
Factories produce this poison.
This poison is sold openly in shops And then nobody raises any questions
But when I, in this sacred land, where Lord Rama was born...
...in this sacred land, where Lord Krishna was born, wish to build a temple...
...then why are these questions ?
If you want to questions, go and ask him ...
...who wants to stop the construction of this temple.
Who is the PK ? May be he is Pervez Khan ?
May be he is Pasha Karim ?
Please do me a favour.
If you want to ask questions ? Go and ask that PK ...
What's his religion ?
What's his religion, his religion ?
Several decades before, Mahmud Ghazni had come to India ...
...to destroy our temples
Today, again another person has arrived, who wants to re-create history...
...one who...
Tapasviji, make a phone call to God. He wants to know my religion, right ?
First ask him, what is the religion of these children of his
- What is this ? What kind of a joke is going on here ? - Hey, dial to God. Ask him...
Listen, to know their religion, I don't need to ask god This much, I can tell myself
This man is a Hindu, he is a Christian He is a Sikh warrior, he is a Jain and this person ...
...this person is from you community He is a Muslim
People, each of you tell your names to Tapasviji
Hello, my name is Sukhvinder Singh Bedi
Hello, my name is Abbas Ali Yakub
Cheers .. I am Mahaveer Jain
Hi, I'm Christopher D'Souza.
Hello, I am Jagatjannani
Hmm, got confused ?
I was have exchanged their clothes Do you understand ?
Religion has a connection with the clothes one wears
I'll explain Come here. See this...
...A beard, moustache and a turban, then its a Sikh
Remove the turban, then its a Hindu
Remove the moustache, then its a Muslim
This difference was made by duplicate god
If the real god had made these differences, then he would have put a stamp on each body, to indicate their religion Is there any stamp on your body ?
- On my body ? - Hey, what are you staring ? Remove your clothes and check
Why be shy ?
Everyone, removed all of his clothes and show Tapasviji Is there any stamp on your body ?
Why are you being shy ? Ok, I'll also remove my clothes
Look at this.
Is there any stamp, huh ?
See. Is there any stamp ?
No stamp right ? Is there any stamp ?
Hey .. take this man out.
What are you doing brother ? I'm trying to prove something
Start reciting prayers to God
Jaggu
Stop this nonsense
Dad
You were just 40 days old when Tapasviji took you in his arms and gave you a name
Just remember, one who can give you your name...
...can spoil your name as well
Dad Already he gave me a very bad name What more can he spoil ?
You
- How much money do you want, huh ? - Dad
Just for money's sake, you are threatening Tapasviji, right ?
- No, no - You will burn in hell. You should be afraid of God's wrath on you
Thank you, thank you, thank you dad, thank you
I had understood this game, only half You made me understand the remaining half as well
This game is all about fear. That person who is cheating people, is not just deceiving them,
he is also taking advantage of their fear-of-god. Do you understand?
PK, can you explain to my dad, whatever you just understood ?
Yes yes. I can explain him. I can prove it to him.
Let's go, lets go Come with me
I don't have time for this nonsense.
Dad, if this thing turns out to be nonsense, I'll stop the show.
Dad, in this college, exams are going on Students are very scared
Now, here I'll start my business-of-fear
- Come, I'll show you - Come
Here, I put the machine in the factory.
This is a small initial investment.
Now, this is the inauguration
Now you see. In just 15 minutes, investment will be doubled
See there, see
Business has started
- Hot tea, hot tea ! - See there, for business of selling-tea, one needs so much investment...
...tea, sugar, water, glass, thermos
and here...just a stone and a red mark...that's it
Hot tea, hot tea.
There, customers have to be called
And here, so many customers line-up, that they have to be told to leave
Come on, come on, be quick !...
...give chance to others also...move
There, one has to bow before the customer
But here, customer comes and bows himself See there ! That person is so afraid, he is totally bowing before god
That fraud is doing a business, business of fear
He has understood that...
...one who is afraid of God, will go directly to temple
You seem very scared Remove these things
Don't ask questions, in matters of religion.
Its a matter of faith
If God wanted that we don't question,...
...then He would not have given us the power to argue, to reason
These people who consider themselves to be owners of God, when they are not able to answer our questions, they hit us
They make us silent by spreading fear But now, we will not remain silent
Till now, only one PK was raising questions from now, thousands of PKs will raise questions
So friends, pick up your phones...
...and if you see anything wrong in the name of religion, then record it and send it across to us
Your videos will be telecasted by our channel
Raise your phone Raise questions
Respected saint, respected saint !
I have a question, respected saint If you can make gold out of thin air...
...then why don't you eradicate nation's poverty ?
Please reply
Respected saint, if you can generate gold yourself... ?
...then why do you collect donations from us ? Please reply
Hail the Lord ! Hail the Lord !
This is a wrong number ! This is a wrong number !
Jaggu, come with me.
Come with me
Come out
- Come with me - What are you doing ?
- We are getting calls from all across the country - What ?
- You people have done a terrific job !
Quickly
He said "Feed a cow, you will get job"
Now, will this cow take my bio-data and go from one company to another... ?
...or will it upload my biodata on monster.com... ?
- ...This is a wrong number - There is more
He's saying, "Become a Christian, otherwise you will go to hell"
If God wanted me to be a Christian, then I would have been born in a Christian family.
Why do you want me to change my religion now ? This is a wrong number
All of us want to go to school...
...A fatwa(rule applicable to muslims) has been issued that if we girls go to school, they'll shoot us
Our God cannot be so narrow-minded that...
...He(God) will be against our education ! This is a wrong number
What is written in our fate, only that will happen
He(God) has created a single master plan for the entire universe...
...all of you must accept it. - Outside the temple, your agents are selling your books for 10 rupees...
...They say that if you read the lines from Page 4 of the book...
...you will have a son...
...so, according to them, just buy this 10 rupees book and...
...change you fate
PK ! Your show is a hit SMSes are coming from all across the world
See, another one.
What happened?
Dad has sent a message...
He says he's ashamed of me
You know?
I was in class 10...
...when I wrote my first poem...
...for my dad.
Everyone says that I look like my mother ..
Everyone says that its true...
...But I'm my father's daughter
On school annual day, I had recited that poem...
...Everyone was clapping...
...Among the claps, somebody was whistling very loudly
The claps stopped after sometime
but the whistles continued
That was my dad.
He was so proud of me !
But today, he has sent this message...
..."Ashamed of you"
In your dad's mind,
this wrong number thing has entered...
...The day, this thing goes out of his mind...
...He will keep on whistling, so much that, he will not stop at all
That day will never come PK
Don't be sad Come, get up
Get up ! In our planet, when a friend becomes sad, you know what we do ?
- What are you doing PK ? - Come here.
- Do this along with me Your batteries will get charged automatically - What ?
- Just copy what I'm doing - PK !
What we are doing, PK ?
- Close your eyes. - If I close my eyes, how will I copy you ?
Ok, then keep your eyes open
Just keep staring at you
Just keep listening to whatever you say
Forgetting all my work
Just following you, wherever you go
This is a waste-of-time ..
Love is a waste-of-time ..
This love is a waste-of-time ..
But still, I have decided in my mind,that ...
...atleast once in this life ..
...I should do this waste-of-time ...
I want to do this waste-of-time ..
I want to waste my time
I love this waste-of-time
Many many times, I look at my face in the mirror...
Many many times, I style my hair ..
I changed my clothes, many times
I sprayed full bottles of perfume
I kept dressing, I kept styling I didn't do any other work
Today, I understood brother, love is a waste-of-time
But still, I have decided in my mind, that ... ...atleast once in this life ..
Do this waste-of-time
should do this waste-of-time
- I want to waste my time - I want to waste my time
- I love this waste-of-time - I love this waste-of-time
Strange, weird things are happening in my heart...
...How can I explain, what kind of feeling is this ?
I just sit and smile, without any reason
What is happening, I'm not able to understand anything
I feel like flying in the sky I feel like shouting loudly
Today, I understood brother, love is a waste-of-time
But still, I have decided in my mind, that ...
...atleast once in this life ..
- ...I should do this waste-of-time ... - ...I should do this waste-of-time ...
- should do this waste-of-time - should do this waste-of-time
- I want to waste my time - I want to waste my time
- I love this waste-of-time - I love this waste-of-time
- Now, more than money, questions are coming in the donation box
Sir, your pictures, books, medicine, oil, incense sticks all have stopped selling
We are getting millions of negative commens on Facebook and Twitter
- Just this many ? - These are the ones which have positive comments about you
The negative comments are in this
Do something sir...
...Staying isolated like this, further will cause a lot of harm to us
Make a phone call to those media people
This PK asks a lot of questions, right ?
Now, I will ask him a question
- Hey Jaggu ! - What ?
What happened?
Tapasvi wants to come to our show
He wants to discuss with PK
- That's awesome PK will do a great job. - Exactly ! This should be a wonderful show
- You prepare PK for this (to Meetu) - Meetu, put the promos on
Do not forget to watch the show "One question more"
Sunday evening at 6pm
My friend has become a star. See man, my friend has become a star.
No. He was roaming naked...naked !
I made him a star
He will be appearing on TV and me...
...I'm sitting in this tiny little village This shit, I do not newsworthy village Simone sit down to drink alcohol with an idiot like you.
...drinking alcohol with an idiot like you.
A big star A big star
a star. Ha ha ..
PK, there is some Bhairon Singh on the line for you
- Bhairon ? - Take that line
- Brother - Hey, boy.
So, you have become a star !
- Brother, Where are you brother ? - At present, I'm in Mandava village, but...
...I'm coming to your city Also, I am bringing a present for you
The person who stole your remote, is in my custody
He sold your product at 40,000.
- Ask whom he sold it to ? - To whom ?
To Tapasviji. Yes
God said ..
This is the broken piece from the gem of Lord Shiva's drum. Take it...
...Take it and establish it inside a grand temple...
...because just by the mere vision of this ..
Hello...what happened ?
The person who had stolen my remote ...
...that thief got caught - What ?
- Really ? - Brother is telling that...
...the thief stole the remote to Tapasviji
This means that Tapasviji's will have a very bad time
Let us take the thief directly...
...to Tapasviji and tell him "You fat cheat, return the remote straight away, or we will show it on TV"
So, Tapasvi didn't get my remote in the Himalayas
This means, he was telling lies.
This means that...
...wrong number is not duplicate God...
Actually, Tapasviji is doing all this fraud
- You knew this thing already Jaggu?
PK, remember the first time you told about wrong numbers ?
The phone calls that Tapasviji makes to God,
all are going to wrong numbers
I immediately realized that you are considering Tapasviji as a good person.
But I did not tell you the truth, because if you would have told Tapasviji a fraud, he would have planned an attacked on you
PK, people always want something new
It's a wrong number. This is a wrong number
And your idea about this wrong numbers, touched the hearts of everyone
Today, all these people are with you
PK, my plan worked Rest assured, you will get back your remote now
But ..
you will go tomorrow
Gone
You will never meet me
I will feel very lonely, my friend
I will really really miss you
So, shall I drop my plan of going back home ?
How can you drop your plan, just like that ?
I'm serious.
I have a job here I will get my ration card made
I will settle here itself
I will find someone who will be interested in wasting time with me (smiles)
I'll marry that girl. What else ?
Which girl will marry you ?
Why ?
Introducing you itself, will be a tough task for your wife...
..."Meet my husband..."
"He is PK (means drunk in Hindi)" (smiles)
Hey, that's not my name. Everybody just calls me PK, without any reason. Nonsense
- PK (Drunk ..) - I will change my name
Suggest me a new name...
...some name that you like
See, a person's name and...
...his personality...
...should match - Yes, that's right.
- So...how is my personality ? - I'll give you a demo
A saint had once said...
...The differences between name and character...
Hey, I do not want to hear poetry. I am explaining something else.
The differences between name and character... Have you ever tried to look at...
How do I explain her ?
A person has a different name ..
and the person's character is entirely opposite
A person whose name means "fire" is totally "calm and quiet" person
A person whose name means "peace" is always causing violence
A person doesn't have a "tail" but still his name is "Hanuman" (a Hindu monkey God)
A person whose name is "Arjun" (a great archer in Hindu mythology) does not have bow and arrow
A person whose name means "Flower" is so heavy that, the chair breaks, on which he sits
Very good, very good I have these different visiting cards, which have different names
You choose any name from these. Have a look, which one is good
Gangu Ram Thitte
Such a bad name
Tuktaari Singh.
Sarfaraz
- Sarfaraz - What happened?
See, there may be good names there
What happened Jaggu ?
Nothing.
Hey brother !
A terrorist organization has claimed responsibility for this attack.
They have told that this is just a small sample
This is what happens to those who attack our community
We will protect our God.
Where are you going PK ?
- To the show - No, no, don't go to the show
I must go
"One Question More"
All of you are welcome to this very special show...
...Where we will connect you with PK.. ...Just a minute !
Wait a minute
Bring it here
What is this ?
God says ...
...this is a broken piece of his drum's gem
He says...
...its his property
God says...
...build temples
He says...
...forget the temples
Now, who should we listen to ?
Should we listen to God or to this guy... ?
...who wears a yellow helmet and distributes pamphlets like these
See ! See !
First, he said...
...God is unknown
Then he said God is a fraud
Tomorrow he can even say that...
God has died
My child, what do you want ...?
...A world where god does not exist at all ?
Do you...
...have any idea about people's sufferings
Some people do not have food to eat...
roof for shelter...
friends to talk to...
Do you know how many people commit suicide daily ?
People cut their veins, hang from ceiling fans...
...Do you know why ? Because they do not have any hope
If, by bowing before god,...
...by applying god's sacred ash on the forehead
...by tying a thread on the wrist...
...they get a hope to live, then...
...who are you to take their hope from them ?
And if...
...you want to take away god from people, then tell me...
...what will you give them in return ?
Everyday, he keeps saying this wrong number, wrong number,...
...then today, tell everyone here, what is the right number ?
Whatever you are saying is correct, Tapasviji
There was a time when...
...I also did not have food to eat
I didn't have a house to stay-in
I used to cry a lot
I did not have any friend also
During those times, I had only one support...
God
Daily I would feel that tomorrow would be better
God will show me some way
I agree that...
...by having faith in God...
...we get hope
We get courage, to fight with our problems
We get strength
But I have a question...
...which God should I believe in ?
You people say that there is one God
I say no...
...there are two ..
One, who created all of us...
...The other one, who has been created by you.
I don't know anything about the God who made us all
But, the God which you all made,...
...is just like you
small, takes bribes...
Gives false promises.
Meets the rich people earlier...
...makes the poor people wait in queue
...becomes happy when praised
...scares people often
My God, who made us all, is very simple
The God, who made us all...
I have faith in Him
And the God that you people created, is fake
remove him
You will touch our God, and...
...will sit quietly. That's what you think ?
My child, we know how to protect our God.
You will protect God ?
You ?
This planet is so small
There are millions of planets, bigger than this, roaming in the universe...
...and you, sitting in a small area of a small city of a small planet, you say that...
...you will protect the one who, has created this entire universe
God does not need your protection
He can protect himself
Today, some people tried to protect their God and my friend died
The only thing left of him is his shoe
Stop trying to protect God
...otherwise in the world ...
...people will not be there only their shoes will remain
A muslim does a bomb blast...
...and a Hindu man has to...
...sit here and listen to your lecture, huh ! Well
- Who's Hindu, who's Muslim ..
Where is the stamp ? Show me
This difference was not made by God It was made by you people
And this is..
...the most dangerous wrong number of this planet
The most harmful wrong number.
Many people die because of this People get separated from each other.
This same wrong number, you...
...planted in the brain of Jaggu and separated her from Sarfaraz
Wrong number ? Which wrong number ?
Who had said that Sarfaraz will cheat ?... that Muslims are cheaters Who had said ?
So, he actually deceived her.
It's not a lie.
- Wait a minute - No no
- What is this ..?
- Look - Wait a minute
- You wait there
You want to say that...
...the future I had told Jaggu, regarding Sarfaraz...
...was wrong ?
Yes That's what I am saying
Ok, then prove it Prove that my prediction was wrong...
...and if you are not able to prove it...
...then you have to touch my feet with your forehead...
...and admit, in front of everybody, that you put false blames on me
- And if I prove it, then ? - No, PK
Then, this product will be yours, son
I agree to the conditions.
Please turn the cameras towards JagatJanani
JagatJanani, I hope that...
...you will answer all my questions, truthfully
In Belgium, you fell in love with a Pakistani boy.
Is this true or false ?
Why is my personal life being discussed here ?
On Friday...
...at 3:21pm, I had made a prediction that...
...this boy will deceive you
And, the next day,
You went to the marriage registrar's office...
...but, this boy did not come.
True or false ?
Yes, he did not come, Please stop this !
Now ...
Will you come to my foot or should I come to you with my feet ?
Sarfaraz did not cheat you
- Let it go PK, please - No, tell everyone what happened that day.
- Please PK. - Only once.
For me.
I was in the marriage registrar's office and...
...a letter came - Had Sarfaraz come with that letter ?
No.
- It was in the hands of a little boy - Was any name written on that letter ?
No.
So, how do you know that it was Sarfaraz's letter ?
May be...
...that letter was for another girl ?
Was there no other girl in that place ?
There was one girl there right ? who was carrying a cat ?...
...and she gave you the cat to hold
Did the child, who had brought the letter, know you ?
- No - Did you know that boy ?
- No - So how did he know...
...that he had to give the letter to you ?
Maybe the child was told...
...to give the letter...
...to the lady carrying a cat
He gave you the letter
You read it
After that, you did not even make a call to Sarfaraz
Did you call Sarfaraz ?
Because Tapasviji...
...had planted that wrong number, into your brain that...
Muslims are cheaters
Sarfaraz did not cheat you Jaggu
What's going on here ?
This cat, dog... means whatever story you make...
...we will sit here and keep listening ?
Just a min. Just a min What is the truth, we can find out in this show itself
Jaggu Hurry Up! Call Sarfaraz
Come on Jaggu ! Hurry Up !
"This number does not exist"
Some other number ? Friend, college, something
Come on Jaggu
- Belgian university - Dial
Hello.
Hello, I actually need to get in touch with one of your graduation students
- "Sarfarz Yusuf" - He left for Pakistan last year.
- (whispers) Ask for number - Has he left a number ?
I'm sorry, we are not authorized to give out this information
- Ma'am, this is really important - E-mail us your request, so that I can forward it to the Student Affairs.
Have a nice day, dear
- Pakistan's number ? His home number ? - No.
Think Jaggu, think
I have a part-time job in Pakistan Embassy.
He used to do part-time job in Pakistan Embassy.
- Meetu, call the Pakistan's Embassy,Belgium - Ok, Sir
And connect it to the loudspeakers here.
Greetings! Pakistan Embassy.
Hello.
A student from Lahore worked at your place
- Sarfaraz Yusuf - Is your name "Jaggu" ?
Hello, is your name Jaggu ?
Yes, how do you know ?
That call has come !
That call has come from the Delhi girl ! Farah, come fast, Jaggu's call came ! Mr Syed, come fast, Jaggu's call came !
Come on everyone. Jaggu's call came !
From India, the call has come Come fast, come quickly
Ma'am,
Sarfaraz Yusuf, calls us daily morning at 9am, from Lahore...
...and with a lot of decency, just asks us just one question...
...did somebody named "Jaggu", call from India ?
We tell him no, and he keeps the phone down
He has made all of us mad
You hang in there, we'll connect your call with him.
Hello.
- Mr Sarfaraz Yusuf - Yes, Hello !
Where are you calling from ?
I'm speaking from Lahore, why ?
At present, where are you calling from ?
I'm in my house, why ?
Do you have a chair or a bench nearby you ?
- If there is one, then please sit down - You are about to get a shock. You will fall down
Sorry, I didn't understand what you said.
There is a phone call for you, from Delhi
Now, speak to the person
- Hello - Sarfaraz
Jaggu
Hello.
Hello, Jaggu, is everything fine ? Hello
- Had you come to marriage registrar's office ? - Yes, I had come
But, you had already gone from there
Why didn't you give me a phone call ?
How would I ? I got your letter.
You had written in that letter, "Do not try to contact me".
I knew that there was a lot of family pressure on you
But I don't know why I felt that...
...someday or the other, you will definitely try to contact me.
You took a lot of time to call me, Jaggu
What would I do ?
I had your wrong number with me
Just now, from a friend, I got your right number.
Thank you, son.
Hold this for me
PK, you're going to take these batteries with you ?
Its not available there
But this many ? What are you going to do with this many batteries ?
Whatever sounds have been recorded in these tapes, I'll listen to them
- What kind of sounds ?
The sounds from this planet...
...sound of animals, crows, traffic...
Hey, you're gonna go there and listen to the noise of traffic ?
Now, when I miss this planet...
...I'll listen to these sounds
Hey, wait !
I have one more trunk
PK, let it go
Hey, how can I let it go ? A lot of batteries are there in that trunk
Hey, listen ... listen ...
In your planet, the ears of all of you are like this, outwards ?
And there, everyone walks nude ?
Do you get a place to stay ?
You know...
I was in std ten...
...when I wrote my first poem
I had written it for dad
Everyone says, I look like my mother.
Everyone says, its true
Poetry...means...
...telling a big thing, with very little words
Hey, you're so cute...
One more, to that friend who ... (sound of a Hindi song) I agree, I am poor by money ...
There was neither bird, nor crow...
...nor, was there any traffic
In every tape, there was only my voice.
I got it
That person made me run a lot
What have you recorded in these, PK ?
I told you right...bird, crow, traffic
Whenever I will miss this planet...
I will listen to these tapes
I'll wave my hand to you, from there...
Like this, very fast...
You also, please wave you hand sometimes...
...whenever you get time
My voice is not in this tape, right ?
Your voice... ?
Yes, its there
The poetry that you said, its there
Just that one poetry ?
Do I love you ...
...that I will waste my total time on you ?
He did not turn back and see me, even once
Maybe, he was trying to hide his tears
He learnt something from here...
He also taught us something...
He learnt how to lie...
...and taught us...
...the real meaning of love
He loved me enough to let me go...
Just as children come to this world...
...naked, he also came like that
Just as children ask a lot of questions...
...he also used to ask a lot of questions.
Then, one day...
he went away...
...very very far from all of us
While leaving, he gave me 2 very beautiful gifts...
Sarfaraz...
...and my dad
Till the day I am alive...
...each night I will look at his star in the sky...
...and wave my hand
I'm sure,...
...he will also do the same
I miss him.
After a year ...
Brothers, after an hour, we will land on earth
Don't forget what I've taught you Just 4 points...
First, roaming naked is banned on Earth.
All this kissing, smooching... getting naked...
...these people do behind closed doors, hidden from others
All other things like fights, disputes, wars are allowed in the open
Second, here the biggest confusion is language.
If you hear in markets, somebody saying...
"I love chicken, I love fish"
It does not mean that he loves those animals.
It means that, today, for lunch he is going to eat chicken or fish
There is a huge difference in what people speak and do. I will do a research on this.
Third, as soon as we land, we will steal clothes from the "dancing car"
All of you, put the remote control in you underwears
Put it deep, so that nobody can steal it
Fourth, and the most important point...
...if you meet someone who says that he can you connect to God...
...then, do hell with research, just kick-start your scooter and run in full speed
Brothers move Hey, don't be afraid
What are you staring like this, huh ?
- I have a question - What ?
When, the last time you came here ?...
...how many times were you beaten on the cheeks ?
What are these for ?
- Self defence - Oh! safety
- Come - Come
- Hey, Why are you going there - Go this way